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Neanderthal Knowledge

Recently at the Oxbo, we have begun to embrace the Neanderthal in ourselves. In this process, we have learned inherent truths about the world. We would like to share this important ancient wisdom with everyone. As you move forward in your own life, take time to embrace these truths. 

Most Important

Fire Hot

Fun Fact

Water Wet

Critical

Red Mushroom Poisonous

Avian

Birds Fly - You Not

Also Important

Stick Sharp

Use Caution

Herb Witch Cranky

Lofty

Head Tree Ouch

Thoughtful

No Flying - Gorge Deep

Good to Know

Rock Toe Bad

Illuminating

Sun Bright

For Oxboners

It's All Bull All the Time

Gustatory

It could use more Dill - Just a little

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